Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023

Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024