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Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.
I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!
by Hob knobber June 4, 2023
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Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023
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Zest Muffin

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin
by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023
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Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale
Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins
by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023
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willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023
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willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023
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Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.
Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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