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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024
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the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
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Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.
“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”
by Cape68 February 28, 2026
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A rhetorical bias where one parodies a serious concept by substituting it with an obviously fictional analog—the Flying Spaghetti Monster—and then treats the original as equally absurd. The bias often appears in debates about nation-states, ideologies, or legal systems: inventing a fictional counterpart (e.g., “Free Popular West” for NATO, “Kingdom of Abzu” for the EU, “USSR 2.0” for Russia) and then engaging with that parody as if it were the actual subject. This moves discussion away from substantive analysis into performative dismissal. The bias mistakes the possibility of parody for the absence of real-world referents, ignoring that institutions have histories, agency, and consequences that a satirical replacement does not capture.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias Example: “He kept calling NATO the ‘Free Popular West’ and treating it like a joke, committing the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bias—using a made-up name to avoid discussing actual military alliances.”
by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026
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Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”
Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad
by John71608 July 12, 2025
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