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Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.
Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?
by __Kris__ June 19, 2022
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i.like_monstermunch

An icon called Mia, who really likes boobs. She is really cool smart and pretty. @i.like_monstermunch birthday is October 14 (she is a Libra). @ i.like_monstermunch currently has a following of 14.4k
OMG DID YOU SEE @ i.like_monstermunch NEW VID SHE IS SO COOL.
by Heyheyheyheymiaiscoool October 6, 2021
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I See Monsters

Definition:
The "I see monsters" enigma refers to a disconcerting phenomenon associated with the phrase itself, wherein the mere act of acknowledging the presence of menacing creatures seals an individual's fate with an air of foreboding certainty.
Explanation:
The term "I see monsters" enigma encompasses the unsettling revelation that occurs when one utters the phrase, signaling an encounter with ominous beings. It suggests that the moment a person admits to perceiving these eerie entities, their destiny takes a sinister and irreversible turn.
Originating from a tapestry of folklore and chilling tales surrounding the phrase "I see monsters," the enigma serves as a cautionary symbol, alerting individuals to the potential consequences of gazing into the abyss of the monstrous. While the specific outcomes may vary across different accounts and narratives, the overarching understanding remains that encountering these creatures, as denoted by the phrase, ushers in an imminent danger, an unfortunate destiny, or an unwelcome transformation.
guy 1: "I See Monsters" guy 2: "hell nah your ass is done for"
by SuperMajesticStar June 16, 2023
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Moistermost

When something has become so moist, that it cannot moist any moar. Thus, it has become moistermost
I think these cupcakes just achieved a moist level of over 9000, they must be MOISTERMOST!!!!!!!!
by Oohliver March 31, 2011
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Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
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monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.
I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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Monstril

Huge Nostrils
I bet Grandma Gina can smell anything with her monstrils!!!
by GrandmaGina December 27, 2011
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