man meat tornado 

the act of men flailing their members in a circular motion on someones face.

gutted mate you got man meat tornado attacked in the barracks!

man meat tornado by hitman04596 February 26, 2009

Monster Meat Missile 

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

Monster Meat Missile by Gar Grim May 4, 2018

Kentucky Meat Shower

When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.

She smelt of penis and chicken after her first Kentucky Meat Shower last night

Kentucky Meat Shower by maize mcgee November 1, 2016

beat my meat 

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Good Meat 

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite

"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"

Good Meat by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 1, 2013

Kentucky Meat Missile 

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

Kentucky Meat Missile by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

dookie meat 

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

dookie meat by ninjajim August 26, 2017