posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you

“Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”

by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021

Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).

Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.

by Vintage Cardinal October 25, 2025

Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is

"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Best-Performing Posts

Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.

These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.

by James!12345 March 29, 2020

Swing post

When someone makes a comment or post on social media to gain a bunch of attention, then edits the comment or post later to spread their intended message with popularity. Watch what you comment or like, you might be supporting something you don’t!

I made a swing post on Facebook to raise awareness of social influence.

by TheRealMrNobody January 2, 2021

Str8 Posted

Chillen with the boys

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.

by JrT6532 April 2, 2019