Money gun

7/16 hex drive milwaukee impact

Fuck a hydraulic gun send me up that money gun.

by Two-blocked July 13, 2022

pro money

When something is money, but better, it's pro money.

Ya, burger king fries are money. But McDonald's fries -- Those are pro money.

by CoquiRico April 2, 2023

Money

Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.

A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.

by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024

Good Money

The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.

Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"

by asphaltfries July 7, 2022

That type of money

rich people shit

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?

by Bob the lob January 29, 2022

Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.

The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.

by matt000111 February 18, 2024

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022