Bird

BIG SHLONG OR A FLYING ROCK WITH A BIG SHLONG

Woah is that a bird

by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021

Bird

1. synonym for half-wit(idiot).

2. commonly used to describe a person who is immoral and integrity-lacking. Obnoxious and materialistic.

"dude is literally a bird"

by JJmane October 15, 2021

Bird

A person who can fly

Look at her, she’s a bird

by Djjcycb we bcushf February 15, 2021

shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

by Whisper crew May 3, 2020

Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

Tyler Bird

A chess player who is known for his Tyler Gambit, he is an awful player at this game and has a peak chess elo of only 300.

"Wow, you played like Tyler Bird that game."

by twoforalex March 6, 2023