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5'10", blonde, green eyes, wicked smile super cute real hot always happy one of the guys girl. A chick who has mostly guys for friends cuz she can't handle all the bullshit girls do. Likes beer and Brett Favre. Makes bitches laugh and assholes cry. Sings karaoke to shitty 80's tunes cuz she likes to sing and likes shitty 80' music.
Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
Banana by rippledtwine February 18, 2011
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Bananageddon 

Bananageddon is what happens when banana crops are threatened or wiped out, driving up the price of bananas significantly and decreasing the banana smoothie/bread happiness quota in the world. This could be as a result of floods, cyclones or the disease that is plaguing a good portion of the world's crops.
Cyclone Yeti has wiped out most of far north Queensland's banana crops. Bananageddon is near!

Bananas are $25 a kilo? Bananageddon is on!
Bananageddon by missnae February 23, 2011

Banana Fan 

A fan, with banana peels replacing the fan blades.
it is able to be seen on youtube.
dude. lets get high and watch banana fan.
Banana Fan by banafanman420 May 10, 2011
An Asian person that lives in america, yellow on the outside but white on the inside
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Banana by Sticknutz808 October 27, 2011

Banana Flake 

A banana flake is a pitiful person that swears incessantly.

Derivation: Banana flakes are used as a safe and cost-effective treatment for diarrhea in critically ill tube-fed patients. When someone swears incessantly, he or she is known as having diarrhea of the mouth.
That pathetic banana flake sits on her porch all day long yelling obscenities at the kids playing in the street.
Banana Flake by InalienableRights December 8, 2011

Banana Equals Three 

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.

Banana Slammin' 

The action of striking a penis against another penis or penises.
"My gay brother is in his bedroom with another dude doing some 'Banana Slammin'"
Banana Slammin' by peyotesunrise December 16, 2011