Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".

I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.

by UnderHero5 February 25, 2021

Soul Bird

Some people attribute serious physical diseases to loss of soul and therefore perform rituals to call on the Soul Bird to bring the soul back into the sick person.

Forget the doctor, I need the Soul Bird.

by MrActuary June 17, 2021

Bowl Birds

Any Seahawk team member, whether player, coach, etc... who was an official contributor to the team during any season in which the Seattle Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, regardless of the year.

Seattle Seahawk playersKam Chancellor Russell Williams Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman have been some of the greatest bowl birds of all time

by Birdie December 27, 2014

on my bird fam

It means to swear everything on your mom (bird) and to let your fam (cuz) know your serious.

"On my bird fam we out here getting this paper, you dig!?!"

by Ymcmb cuz November 10, 2015

For tha birds

That shit fo tha birds

Basically never gonna do that again or not cool. You’re a disrespectful thats for tha birds, no one has time for that ain’t got time to waste on stupidity stuff life way more important

by Felicia mini me April 16, 2020

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022