Gym Whale

When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.

Harrison is a humongous gym whale

by Stiff Daddy 66 April 17, 2023

Beluga Whale

A poker card

Jimmy put down a beluga whale.

by yourlocalcockroach April 24, 2023

Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.

I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale

by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023

Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

Wyatt Whaley

/noun/
A lackluster human, better at math

Wyatt Whaley, I know you're reading his.

by VeryCoolName11 October 5, 2023

land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 20, 2024