Sam

Big nigga with fat dick but can pull a fucking tower

Nigga bitch sam is a nigga

by Bigpussysniffer March 14, 2024

Sam

Sam or Samuel. His true friends know him as Sambal. He has a great love for the sea, is a trustworthy friend and hopeless romantic. A Sam is very adventurous but can often get himself in trouble. His drink of choice is a white russian. It is essential that the Sambal be equiped with it at all times. He will help anyone in need and is a generous and kind person. A very excitable man who enjoys being admired and loved, which comes easily with his character. Women beware, he will sail your waters with ease.

Men, Beware the story of the Sambal.

by 1RiskyBiscuit November 21, 2021

sam

a legendary cunt who is rlly rlly good at rugby and it not fat at all

i would totaly slay a sam

by ralphmcgillan2009 September 19, 2022

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

Sam

A premium product with a spectacular jawline.

"my Sam has an amazing jawline"

by HyperSeagull December 3, 2019

Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017