Humping Dog

A dog that humps your grandma repeatedly

My humping dog humps my grandma

by Masternumber155 June 12, 2014

Sad dog

A hot dog eaten with a slice of bread rather than a hot dog bun; especially pertains to the use of wheat bread

I haven't gone food shopping in a few weeks, so it looks like I'll be having a sad dog for dinner.

by Airda January 6, 2015

kick the dog

The phrase describes the process of resetting the watchdog timer of a CPU. This part of the hardware ensures that the device doesn't get stuck in an infinite loop. If the dog doesn't get kicked from time to time, the CPU resets.

John: Hey Buddy, let's kick the dog!
George: I normally don't abuse animals
John: No, I just want to reset the watchdog timer

by Graf Zahl November 5, 2013

my dog

Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours

my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.

by imneverheather October 5, 2020

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country

todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

Bagel Dog

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.

Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her

by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009