Being a Tom Brady

Noun: named after New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, the same quarterback who let a football slip through his fingers in Super Bowl 52.

Other meanings: stop being a priss.

Person A: I'm scared to dissect that dead frog in Biology class.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.

by #FlyEaglesFly June 16, 2018

Tom

Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.

“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”

by secret account September 14, 2022

Tom Oldfield

Some dumbass that has a tiny cock and has the cheese touch

Look at that dumbass Tom Oldfield he has the cheese touch

by Tom’s Mom January 12, 2022

The Tom Macdonald

When in the middle of sex, you start rambling about politics with most of what you're saying being wrong.

"I heard she has aids bro, you need to pull The Tom Macdonald."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

gooey tom

Someone who is elasticated and flexible.

"Your gooey tom mate"

by Dickanis June 1, 2024

Tom Holland

A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".

"Tom Holland is the GOD OF HOTNESS"
"If your not Tom Holland, then you can't date me!"

by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019

tom kaulitzz

a super hot sexy man . He’s the most finest person i have ever seen. He pulled lots of woman back in the 2000’s. His finest eras were 2008 / 2010. He’s so damn fine and sexy and hot and handsome he’s everything u need in a man.

girl1: THE SEXIEST MAN I EVER SEEN IS TOM KAULITZZ

by xxj4yl4xoxo November 19, 2023