Straightish

Someone who acts really gay but is actually straight.

"Are you gay?"
"No, I'm straight... ish"
"Your straightish?"
"Yep"

by Katieblablabla July 13, 2017

Straighties

= Straight + besties
Who are the best allies you can ever have also is way too cool and beautiful than you but love and protect you anyway.
Used in lgbtq+ community

Mood: when you have way too fabulous straighties that you tell yourself to never dream of getting a boy/girlfriend (both negative and possitive)

by Hedgyhead September 3, 2017

Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

Straight

A guy who is Hetersexual.

"Yo man wanna go buy clothes?"
"No dude, I'm straight."

by LauraHailSatan December 21, 2017

straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

Straightoscope

A straightoscope is the opposite of a gaybar. If you have a good straightoscope you are able to quickly tell if a person is straight.

Person 1: Apparently Larry is going to go to the pride festival this year, I never knew he was gay.
Person 2: He's not gay.
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 2: Trust me, I've good a solid straightoscope.

by Some_Dude69 December 29, 2017

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018