Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

potato western

A movie with western tropes and stererotypes that is set in the country of Ireland or made by Irish filmmakers; similar to the way Italian ones are called spaghetti westerns

Liam Neeson stars in the potato western "In the Land of Saints and Sinners" set in County Donegal during the time of The Troubles.

by Every Movie Has a Lesson March 28, 2024

Potato

Something you put in the chat when you don't know how to get the words out.

Sorry, I'm not sure what to say. Image of potato

by iconicspartan February 22, 2024

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

A Potato

An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter

"your about as stupid as A Potato"

by the sun in the name bus May 4, 2022