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poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation
"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"
by cericratman August 28, 2011
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poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong
I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!
by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011
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poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).
Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.
by dragcityusa September 25, 2018
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Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."
Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!
by gilgamachete May 31, 2018
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poop gc

the best groupchat ever consisting of car, mella, and bug. the users in the groupchat are the most famous people on stan twitter and have joined together to form an alliance.
Person A: "omg i am so jealous of poop gc they are so cool"
Person B: "ikr i wish i was in that gc they r so swaggy"
by zourrycumslut December 15, 2020
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Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.
Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021
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Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”
“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”
by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021
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