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An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.
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rainbow pig

a pig that flies wile pooping rainbows.
by Rainbow Pig October 25, 2018
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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
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Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.
“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!
by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023
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Tower Pig

A Glazier tradesman that spends his day hanging from a harness or on a swingstage or scaffolding on the outside of skyscrapers hundreds of feet in the air installing Commercial window frames called Curtain Wall or Storefront systems, and then installing the glass units into the frames. The unit can be around 100- 900 pounds and these men are thick necked badasses. These men have no fear of heights and the term tower pigs comes is urban myth for rebellious warriors that scale 60 story buildings and work on them all day from the outside, naked to the elements...True Tower pigs
by Fandualking May 17, 2018
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Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute
I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.
by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012
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pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.
I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie
by Chief quief March 11, 2021
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