knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

Watermelon Party

A stab at green politics, which is nothing but a socialist sham disguising itself under the guise of green politics. It's just like a watermelon, green on the outside, red on the inside.

Voter #1: I'm about to cast my ballot for the green party.
Voter #2: You seriously about to vote for those socialist ecoterrorists in the watermelon party?

by John Doe 09378 September 26, 2020

Dumpster Party

The act of throwing a dead person, typically a woman, into a dumpster.

"I hate that bitch so much, someone should throw her a Dumpster Party

by EnglishBill April 9, 2011

Party-Sucker

A try-hard individual who goes to a party only on the account of one or more of the following:

1. There's going to be alcohol there
2. There's going to be weed there
3. His/her stalker crush is going to be there
4. Someone said there will be biddies/hot guys there

Bob: "Dude, I think we need to invite more people to this party"
John: "What about that hot Ally girl? Just tell her that we'll have bud there"
Bob: "Yeah that'll work! After all, she is a Party-Sucker"

by Black and White Saint January 27, 2011

Party Faggott

A person who executes a time and date of a party, informs others and then doesnt even show up himself is a irresponsible, selfish, idiot

Hey lets all meet up at this place on this date at this time.
(Then the host and creator of the party doesnt show up)
A "Party Faggott"

by Go Mickey August 19, 2012

Sock party

A fight with lowlifes

A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.

Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"

by Venobi December 4, 2014