I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

Chiddy Bangged

To be wasted and ready to have a good time. To be on a that level that your ready to party like theres no tomorrow.
ei: see "chiddy" for further understanding

Man, I'm chiddy Bangged!!!

Dude. Let get Chiddy Bangged Tonight

Haha. were about to get banged and chiddy'd

by JIMMY22C420 November 11, 2010

bang

noun:👌🏻👈🏻
If he is above average : 👌🏻🍆

When I get to your place we are going to bang👌🏻👈🏻.

by the big bang theorist August 20, 2018

bang the gun

The practice of keeping one's mouth clean and free of disease by regular brushing of the teeth and cleaning between the teeth.

Did you bang the gun this morning? Your breath is gross.

by Thepoopsmuggler July 24, 2020

Bangs

Something Joey Votto Still Does

Joey Votto Still Bangs

by MightyMidget August 8, 2021

Bing Bang

To Smash or have intercourse with

I bing banged your mom last night

by 23487poreajr February 10, 2025

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018