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nigger in the woodpile

This is definitely one of those expressions that needs to be taken seriously and with the true roots in mind. It is not an expression that can change to suit OUR time. (Using the expression = bad, knowing it and philosophizing about it = good)

A formal definition: "a concealed motive or unknown factor affecting a situation in an adverse way." Or simply: "something suspicious or wrong."

Add this: Quite possibly during the Underground Railroad, assuming we're together on this that it was a good thing to help free slaves, a "nigger in the woodpile" was a good because they were in a hiding place because bad folks were about- There's no need to hide if all around were good people, supporting the Underground Railroad and its sympathizers!!! Soooooo, better to be in the woodpile than shackles! ...this complicates the meaning of the term, but good to think about.
Classic meaning: "Ever since the new boss has been here we've not known much about the company's restructuring, he's a nigger in the woodpile, I hope I'm not about to get fired!"

My theoretical meaning: "The new boss is a fucking asshole, I'm glad the human resource person is full of integrity, I know those of us who are good workers will be fine- we're like niggers in a woodpile around that asshole."
by De Duck Tive Tinker March 2, 2007
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dexter nigger

A smart black person, or even one who looks smart, or has a nerdy name.
Barack Obama is a Dexter Nigger.
Urkel is a Dexter Nigger.
That black guy is wearing a sweater vest! Dexter Nigger!
by Dex Dex Dex December 14, 2008
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Nigger-Fishing

When white people make themselves look of genuine African descent.
"Hey sally, let's go nigger-fishing at the club!"
by Cayla'sAss November 9, 2018
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park-niggers

A mime. One of those guys that wears white-face and silently acts out things using physical motions.
I see park-niggers doing all that gay miming shit downtown where I work.
by j'ness October 2, 2006
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slurpee nigger

A person of Indian descent, that is, a "dots not feathers" Indian.
"So this Indian guy --" "Slurpee nigger or maize nigger?"
by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009
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white nigger

Something that ex-KKK member Robert Byrd(D) manages to work into every single sentence.I get the feeling that if he was writing his words on paper he would place a comma in there when he says it.
Robert Byrd: "I believe in white,niggers..."
by DemoKKKraps are KKKrazy March 17, 2005
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Euro nigger

Euro nigger \'yur-o-'ni-ger\ noun 1: a polack, or somone who is of primarily Polish ancestry; 2: one who exhibits all of the trappings of being Polish, up to and including stupidity, devotion to the Pope, an inability to speak coherently, and a desire to work long work weeks; 3: one who is trapped so far in the past as to be seen wearing tapered-leg jeans, flower-print sweaters, fuschia-colored blazers, or any other article of clothing that was popular among ugly people in the 1980s
Our IT manager, Nick, is a Euro nigger.
by Rasselas Sears July 16, 2008
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