Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Happy Tapioca'd

If something gets happy tapioca'd it means that a random new term was thrown out in a TV show, typically a kid/teen show, and then people online go to Urban Dictionary and create a super dirty definition for it. That way it looks as if the show put in an adult/dirty/rated R joke on purpose except they came up with the term before there was a definition. This is a reference to what happened with the term "Happy Tapioca" from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated.

Person 1: Hey man, did you hear that on Cocomelon they referenced a really dirty sexual act?
Person 2: Nah man, they didn't do it on purpose. They just got happy tapioca'd.

by Chicano Chavez Jr April 21, 2025

Happy

The feeling that you experience when you have a Sadia in your life.

Nabiya is always happy.

by BIGBHATTISADS April 22, 2025

Happy Sending

The act of giving your significant other an orgasm, preferably through oral sex, just prior to them leaving for work.

While walking to his car, John had the look of delight after Mary dropped to her knees and gave him a Happy Sending.

by GhostRiderNC April 25, 2025

Happy Balls

Just had sex

After being deprived of my girl friend, I returned to have sex with her, now I have "happy balls"

by anonymous February 3, 2026

Happy Hanukkah

The art of a man taking of all his clothes and shoving a candle up his urethra.
After these two actions have been completed he will hold onto a ceilings chandelier then light the candle and start swinging around whilst shouting HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH over and over again until the fire goes out or he falls.

Dad:Hey son what are you doing?
Son:HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!
Dad: wow son Im so proud (a white tear slides down his leg)

by Yovanisgoyslop February 11, 2026

Happy Trail

a line of hair going from the navel to the groin THE HOTTEST THING A WOMAN CAN HAVE

dude, I saw this girl at the lgbt bar I was at with a crop top on and she had a Happy Trail. I couldn't NOT fuck her!

by Juneebugbugbug March 6, 2026