The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003

warming fart

A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.

Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.

by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

inverted fart

The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air.

Mitch laid on his back with his cheeks spread and inhaled an inverted fart.

by Zac O. December 9, 2007

Pizza fart

When farts smell like pizza

I just had a pizza fart

by Good🎈 September 14, 2019

silent fart

when you're listening to music on your headphones and lay one, and you can't hear it. Then, people look at you liek you did something wrong, but you don't know why

today i was on teh subway, and then i silent farted and everyone looked at me.

by casey simons April 18, 2006

fart apnea

Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.

Nancy continually wake's herself up due to chronic fart apnea.

by fart giver June 22, 2011

farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.

Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!

by Pooki January 14, 2008