minnesota funnel cake

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.

john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.

by j1n1produkshunz February 01, 2011

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swiss cake roll

pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.

You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!

by AL93 October 19, 2007

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cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.

Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."

by Non Cake Eater May 16, 2009

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hot fudge cake

This is where a man shits in his partner's ass, then proceeds to fuck the ass, using the shit as lubrication. The man then cums in the partner's ass. Then, the cum and shit is squeezed out and the man proceeds to eat this from the hole. The man then performs oral sex on his partner whilst spreading the cum/shit mixture all over his partner's genitals. After the partner's orgasm is reached, the man proceeds to kiss his partner.

Hey, did you want to have a hot fudge cake tonight?

No honey, I already had pie.

by AnyonomousUser September 08, 2007

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yellow cake kambic

A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.

I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found.

I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.

by leo cuban August 04, 2006

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