Jim: I really need to get a haircut and the only time my hair stylist is available is after 9:30pm.
Dave: I was just thinking you could use a trim.
Bob: Sounds like you need to make a "beauty call".
Dave: I was just thinking you could use a trim.
Bob: Sounds like you need to make a "beauty call".
by Claude Bauls July 1, 2010

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

“Girl, why he call himself blocking me”
“Yea he call himself hugging up on that one bitch, thats how the fight started”
“Yea he call himself hugging up on that one bitch, thats how the fight started”
by Janedoeduh May 8, 2024

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021

by Aznative August 19, 2021

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022
