That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
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Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
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