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Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out
by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023
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Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018
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bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.
"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"
by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023
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Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
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Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
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The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.
1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.
by lord farqad the third July 15, 2020
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