Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

Apple

Boi r u that stupid to not know what a apple is THE ONLY REASON U SHOULD HOOK THIS UP IS IF U R IN PRE-K u dumb fuck go back to school with yo Donald Trump looking self

Suck on these apples you dumb ass

by The girl that stole your man June 21, 2017

Apple

A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.

Its just an apple :)

by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022

Apple

What old people say when they mean iPhone or iPad

Grandson: *texting*

Grandma: Get off your apple!

by satansgoldfish October 26, 2015

Apple

to take a massive bite out of something while holding it in your palm

did you just apple that pineapple? what the fuck is wrong with you?

by WaffleCo December 30, 2019

Bad Apple

Nagareteku toki no naka de demo
Kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
Mienaiwa sou shiranai?
Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
Toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
Watashi wa watashi sore dake

Bad Apple

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) June 30, 2025

apple

A apple is a anime girl that loves school and reading , she lives in a fancy mansion that her dad bought with piinuiirqhhuy moNey deeds

"apple senpai!!"

said Y/n

"hey Y/n"

said apple senpai

"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n

"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n

by Mon bunni girl May 28, 2021