Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

No homo day part two

no homo day part two is on November 17th because, let's be honest, we all need a re-do

"eyy bro it's no homo day part two"
"oh sick bro let's make out cause we forgot the last time"

by salamihats October 23, 2019

Two way Gay-ta binding

When one man is inseparably connected with another man through homosexual means.

When Sam's and Kiley's collide it creates two way gay-ta binding

by Weenman12 September 19, 2018

Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail

A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.

"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.

by 99Ninety December 10, 2021

ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

What you say after spending your bus money at the bar

ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021