Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.

"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

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Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.

Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.

by Walvas June 12, 2022

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Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022

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