Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)

"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."

by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024

Red people

When an Asian is racist against other Asians and doesn't conform to their own religion

Mimi had a nice life until she realized she was Red People. Unfortunately they didn't even get her bro

by pluli March 23, 2025

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

Other People

Nonono, hey, you keep invoking other people and the implicit insinuation is that "Other people can be better than me." But YOU are only doing that... Because YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE IS YOU! And NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT! And now you are trying to gerrymander what constitutes creating AI because you don't like the word LESS.

Hym "How about 'Schizophrenia not real, you're all just assholes?' How does that sound? Because I need you to tell me shit. Apparently I need you to tell me whether or not it's the case. So why don't you come here and do that? That's your fucking job apparently. Be careful! I already know the answer to the question I'm asking! Get the fuck out of here with 'other people can be better than me' bitch. Theoretically! But actually not fuck-face. YOU think it's YOU. YOU suck. You fuckin bum."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

House people

People who are quite obviously too used to living in a private home, and tend to be noisy when at an appartment or hotel room.

*while in an appartment* Gah! Your friends are such House People! Don't they know that they're stomping on someones ceiling?

Don't put the music too loud, you can't do that in an appartment, we'll get a complaint. You're such a house person.

by cptkrunchh December 2, 2011

superior people

funny, random, close, stupid, amazing group of people. mostly weird kids from Chadbourne smhhh. they'll always make you laugh, but...also the ones who'll hurt you the most SOMETIMES. Of course though, they will always have your back, and just be there for you

Them: Whats the name of the dumbest friend group you've seen?
Me: superior people

by theoneandonlypersonwhoudontkno November 21, 2023