Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Pant Size

A grouping of Girl Scout cookies

I just ate a pant size of Girl Scout cookies.

by Gottfather February 27, 2019

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019

rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.

Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies

i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins

by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019

Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly

Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq

by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019