Bloop Nut

When a man has to Pee so intensely that he feels the sensation of Blue Balls.

A man rushes to the bathroom door and knocks on it, another man is taking a poop and explains such, the man who has to pee who rushed the door would then reply, I'm rolling Bloop Nut lemme in! And any decent man would give up his throne for another human being rolling Bloop Nut.

by Tha Jagaloon August 3, 2012

Wilt Nuts

White girl who laughs at the thought of something dirty

any white girl who is crazy and laughs funny and may have Nuts "wilt nuts"

by a wilt friend January 1, 2012

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

beer and nuts

Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.

So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.

Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.

by nut guy June 21, 2011

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011

Brace Nutting

Nutting in some ones mouth after they get braces which will sent your kids behind bars.

"We should try Brace Nutting tonight"

by Mommy Somer January 22, 2023

cun nut

its were you sick your dong in your frands boot and nut were there big toe is so when thay step in there boot it gose betheen there toes.

my frand Quandale dingle did a cun nut in my boot the uther day.

by ethan eggity October 24, 2023