by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018
Get the My mom is on the browser mug.Tina… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh
by Kaymca May 8, 2022
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One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.
The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.
Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.
Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.
The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.
Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.
Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"
Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.
Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"
Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.
Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"
Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013
Get the New Mom Syndrome mug.A play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.
Did you see how Cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? She's such a Play-by-Play Mom
by Somervillian November 14, 2016
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Get the Your mom's perfume mug.the most highest being of them all. To the greeks she is known as being the most powerful god. Her plants (her most prized possession) are the most sacred objects in the world. try to get near or touch them and u will fucking die.
Anya masha's mom is a god. I almost died touching her plants. she is mashas mom, the ultimate supreme being.
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