My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

My Asshole Burns Moment by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020

Lady Macbeth Moment 

To go Out Out

This is the my first Lady Macbeth Moment since the pandemic began.

Lady Macbeth Moment by Kitty Wake June 1, 2021

Splitgate AR Moment 

1. When somebody who killed you had less than 15 hp.
2. When somebody you killed took way too long to kill.

Guy 1: BRUH FUCKING 9 HP DEFINITLY A SPLITGATE AR MOMENT
Guy 2: Dude seriously again?
Guy 3: Almost died.. that AR took way too long to kill that guy

Splitgate AR Moment by D81L August 23, 2021

certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)

Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment

certified stfu moment by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023

Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.

All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:

1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"

Bitch Moment by N tuda I June 24, 2008

Woman moment 

When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.

Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.

Woman: *does something stupid*

Man: woman moment

Woman moment by Eric Tiledysfunction January 6, 2022

blonde moment 

Any woman after good sex.

blonde moment by Nitro October 20, 2003