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josh is a playboy and a cheater. If you ever meet a josh, be prepared because he is a red flag. run.
girl 1: josh cheated on me.
girl 2: see? I told you he's a red flag!
by pepero101 November 22, 2021
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Josh

The funniest guy you'll ever meet that uses jokes as a shield do hide his insecurities and depth.

Popular with the ladies because he makes each and every one of them feel special and heard but is secretly yearning for his soulmate.

Will never accept any of his own wrongdoings or fuck ups as truth unless you give him concrete evidence, the man always thinks he's right.

He's a jack of all trades, meaning he's pretty good at everything, but will never master anything.
That Josh, it's good that his girlfriend isn't a jealous person, with the girls that constantly hang around him.

Josh's actual name is Joshuah, you know.. the spelling with the unnecessary H at the end. Don't forget!
by Gotyoufirst November 22, 2021
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National bully Josh day

bully your pal Josh on April 20th and also call him a pedophile because he might be one.
Person 1: Hey it’s National bully Josh day!!!

Person 2: Omg im going to go call my friend Josh a pedophile!!!
by Boilemmesuckyah April 15, 2024
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joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational
by manofmoss April 18, 2024
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Josh

Josh is a man, who is slightly overweight, long dirty blonde hair, a neck beard, and dirty thoughts about children. Josh is the type of guy to bring a machete to the park.
I’m not going to school. Josh is there.

FBI open up! It’s over Josh
by ImNotShort April 23, 2024
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Josh

A stinky fucker baths in a sewer has small dick syndrome hated by his peers extremely cocky while lacking a dick and pussy’s out of fights
Josh the smelly welly doesn't take a bath
by Caseoh jr April 23, 2024
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Faded off that Josh

When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.
Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.
by Thsam April 30, 2024
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