Can

Jail and/or prison

He’s been in & out the can

by Cdacda77 November 14, 2022

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

slim can built ahh body

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.

James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

You can feel the pain in his dih

A term that originated on instagram to describe a opinion shared that the user thinks is cringe-worthy

Person 1: I empathise with the Joker sooo much, bro. The world is a dark place, my heart is black
Person 2 to person 3: bro you can feel the pain in his dih, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by yeetyyeetilyyeetus August 10, 2025

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021