tortilla people

White people.

Look at those tortilla people putting mayonnaise on everything.

by Kdub157 December 4, 2023

Other People

Meg, I don't have to serve other people. I'm not a servant. YOU... On the otherhand, are NOT TELLING THE TRUTH. "A version of the truth" (that still divorces me from the credit I deserve) is not "If I don't tell the truth my soul is going to burn forever."

Hym "Prosperity gospel much? It's an non-sequitur to say that unless I do things for other people without credit or money I only care about myself. You're fabricating reasons to not pay me and that on no way detracts from the fact that you're just not doing the incest cult. You're not doing it AT ALL. You expect ME to do it in spite of that fact and if I don't I don't get rights? Sounds like I was right about it being and inverted Jewish protection racket, huh?"

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

people's card

In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.

Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"

by hothamwater August 9, 2010

National Tall People Day

April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.

Bro it’s national tall people’s day Nayeli owes you a kiss!

It’s national tall people day stay away!

by Nayeli Husband March 13, 2024

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

The people doing it

Half of them don't even have kids and if it's causing the school shootings that it isn't parents protecting their kids it me protecting your retard kids from both themselves and their mentally retarded parents AND ME

Hym "So you had better do something about the people doing it to me because I AM going stab the absolute shit out of those little motherfuckers and THAT'S IF YOU'RE LUCKY! And if you're UNLUCKY... I won't even have to."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025