Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

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confuddled

When one is so confused, they are not only confused but are befuddled as well

Man, that test had me so confuddled.

confuddled by wordwizz18 December 9, 2017

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The act of contacting a newspaper to complain about the poor standard of their cartoons.

Also to have a word that rhymes with orange.

Did you see Fred Basset in todays paper?
It was so shit I had to conforange and let them know just how bad it was.

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Confusious is someone or something that is confused asf or something or someone is confusing

I'm confusious

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A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

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A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

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To be consumed by confusion. A combination of consumed and confusion

you mustve been pretty confusmed as you were writing that

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