Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.

Tim! Stop being so Chris!

by wewe wafu June 11, 2018

Chris

Mega gay

Wow Chris is M E G A G A Y

by Lesbian.rat October 29, 2019

Chris

You know Big Dick is back in town when you hear the name, Chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Chris

If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.

Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.

by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018

A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop

A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions

by Lahtree April 19, 2020

Chris

A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.

“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”

by CaseyDee123 March 26, 2023

Scary chris

Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.

bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?

bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...

by Scary_chris.com December 24, 2019