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Black Itachi

Someone who tries to turn their PC on by using the LED button instead of their power button,
Man have you heard what happened to Jordan?

No what?

He was being a black itachi with his PC!
by Monohuman May 24, 2023
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Black Chapstick

When a uncircumcised black man pulls back his foreskin to reveal his pink tip. Similar to the way you take off the cap of a chapstick to reveal the pink inside.
Tyrone showed me his Black Chapstick, and made my lips super wet”
by Jesusbutinspanish April 22, 2020
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Black Vulkarize

When a gang of alien gutter scum abduct your future ex-wife and debate the merits of raping her before selling her into slavery while you get drunk in the cantina, lose 2/3 of your "bankroll" playing pazaak to billion year old demons, and haggle with a teenage scrapper slut for a custom astromech droid that can slice into state of the art military security systems and doesn't come with the whiny bitchy backlip of R2-D2.
Revan thought that a weeks wages at the mandated minimum on Alderaan was too high a price to pay for T3-M4 but if he hadn't been such a Jew maybe Bastilla would not have been Black Vulkarized. I don't think the walls of her vaginal canal ever recovered after that alien sank his tether hooks into it.
by Airtime SoBig December 14, 2021
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Black Friday

A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!
by tractordealer August 4, 2014
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black hare

Heather watched Black Panther, and now she wants a black hare.
by Elityhoon08 February 15, 2019
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The Black Patrick

“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot
Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings
by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023
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Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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