Touched by an angel

A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.

Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.

by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025

Touchy Dix

It's when a celebration is in order so two guys touch dicks quickly.

You scored! I'm going to give you a touchy dix.

by jordankoal July 6, 2025

Touchscreencore

The giant never ending swirl of everything happening on the internet like memes, drama, hot takes, weird TikToks, and that one guy arguing in the comments since 3 a.m as a chronically online person

Ever since I got stuck in that touchscreencore loop, I’ve been doomscrolling memes, TikTok conspiracies, and Twitter beef like it’s my full-time job.

by ROSETOY August 7, 2025

Touchy

TD BANK

Who got a touchy?

by Cvvbandit October 27, 2025

Touché

French translation of "type shit", used when conceding in an argument.

Bully: "Run your pockets, geek!"

Nerd: "Touché, bully-- for I cannot fight back...."

by Jack Schugren October 27, 2025

Touchbeans

When two people with clitorises touch them together.

Those two are so angry at each other, they should just touchbeans.

by justintimberlake12000 January 8, 2026

TouchTunes Battle

A modern-day Wild West shootout fought not with pistols, but with song credits and aggressively specific song lyrics.

Two participants, Maddie and Emma, engage in a TouchTunes battle by selecting increasingly pointed tracks, each believing the lyrics are a direct hit on the other. Bystanders pretend not to notice, as the jukebox blares emotional warnings, breakup anthems, and “this is about you” choruses until one combatant runs out of money or dignity.

by Corey Daul January 11, 2026