The object thingy

a phrase commonly seen on youtube channels with profile pictures from bfdi or sometimes without just to show their love of the idea of the show or the base show itself. (bfdi is a show about objects.)

Person 1: Hey! im (insert name) - The object thingy!

Person2: Thats cool! do you like bfdi?

by AutisticFloppa January 21, 2025

Citing me for things I would never agree with

Just like you're doing to Nietzsche, Jordan. This isn't a reaction from you. It's your entire schtick. And now that thought kids are dead what do you have to say for yourself? NOTHING. How many children need to die for you to succeed in life and in hiding your own shame. I won't let the pathetic dregs you've supposedly saved shield you forever.

Hym "Now you are citing me for things I would never agree with. And for what? To steal my success from me to make a retard molester not wrong to molest a retard? So breeders can pretend they aren't the scum of the earth? It sure as hell isn't to protect kids. They are already dead and their blood is on your hands. All so you can play golden prophet."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Bias of Impartial Things

A pervasive bias where human creations—institutions, systems, artifacts, knowledge—are treated as if they were impartial, objective, and free from the human interests that produced them. The Bias of Impartial Things projects neutrality onto things that are anything but neutral: science shaped by funding and paradigm, technology embedded with values and assumptions, culture carrying centuries of history, economics built on particular theories of human nature, law encoding power relations, secularism reflecting specific historical struggles. The bias treats these human products as if they fell from the sky, as if they weren't made by particular people in particular times with particular interests. It's the ultimate fetishism: forgetting that humans made the human world, and treating that world as natural, neutral, inevitable. The smartphone isn't impartial; it's built with minerals mined by children, designed by engineers in Silicon Valley, powered by algorithms trained on biased data. But the Bias of Impartial Things sees only the device, not the world that made it.

"The algorithm is impartial—it just processes data." Bias of Impartial Things: treating a human creation as if it weren't human. The algorithm was trained on historical data full of bias, designed by engineers with assumptions, deployed by companies with interests. But the bias sees only code, not context. The thing seems impartial; the world that made it disappears. Impartial things are never impartial; they're just things whose making we've forgotten."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

by Zeuleus June 23, 2025

josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025