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Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.
by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025
mugGet the Twice Baked Potatomug.

Potato

that potato is bussin'
by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit
by Youxoli June 29, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer
person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato
mugGet the potatomug.

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”
16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”
by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023
mugGet the Sad Potato Kimug.

Potato

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.
by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
mugGet the instant mashed potatoesmug.

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