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Simp-dar

6th sense, an ability for a girl to recognize that a boy is a simp
"a gal needs a good simp-dar to stay out of trouble"
by scribequeen February 12, 2022
mugGet the Simp-darmug.

Simp

Brian is simping

In other words: Brian is super into mashed potatoes
by Halalinthenewharam September 18, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

Simp

A guy who begs for coochie.
Ethan Garbe is a simp to all the local girls.
by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

simp

by Your mom is a simp September 27, 2020
mugGet the simpmug.

Simp

Kelvin Rivera “I started Drinking because of you Karina.”
Kelvin why you Simpin?
by Child Support Checks March 13, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

Simp

My opponent for the house of representatives is a simp
by Bmusch October 30, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

Simp

A toxic term typically meaning "suckas idolizing mediocre pussy", encouraging men to belittle each other for putting effort into gaining a woman's affection, thereby enabling toxic masculinity. Usually used by males of low quality, low character, and who spend most of their time on the internet instead of participating in real life.

In an effort to slightly neutralize the toxicity of this term, let me clarify that it goes both ways. Women, too, can be "SIMPs" in a different way.

S-istas

I-dolizing

M-ediocre

P-enis
Janet was putting a lot of effort into her deadbeat, loser boyfriend, who did nothing but play video games all day with his bros, masturbate to pictures of Instagram thots, and never take her out on a date. She changed her SIMP ways when she raised her self esteem, dumped him, and found a real man who was not afraid to put effort into human connection instead of sitting around scrolling through TikTok with his dick in his hand.
by Scrillaballz April 15, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

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