Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Retard

Cognitive disability based on age. Often used as an offensive word to describe someone stupid or ignorant.

“OMG! They are such a retard.”

by K1rbyGT February 29, 2024

Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.

The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".

by Goatbuy March 7, 2024

Retarded

Retarded is a common word used among goobers. The word usually refers to being goobified.

For example, "Zen has been retarded lately" or "Kenji won't stop talking about tassive mits! I think he is retarded."

by monthreview March 14, 2024

Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Restarded

This word is used for/to only 2 specific people. Luvz, & Brick. These are two mental civilians that are very gay

LUVZ AND BRICK ARE SO GAY & RESTARDED

by TheRealJaine March 22, 2024

Retard

People by the name of Ryder and or Gavin.

"Gosh that retard does no work!"
"Ryder you retard! Go do work"
"You retard, you never shut up Gavin"

by Brookes.nd.buffy March 27, 2024