everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Punching Butt

For one to punch their own butt, believing it's more effective than doing squats.

"If you want to get that cake, simply punching butt with a closed fist instead of doing squats"

by Nenshou Shikon May 5, 2022

Punch

A hit with a closed fist

Molly punched micheal

by Gagey112343 May 11, 2022

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

Wookie Punch

When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.

Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.

by Soiled_potato November 19, 2022