Skip to main content

fucktard piss-faggoting

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts
Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"
by Rainbow Clown August 22, 2011
mugGet the fucktard piss-faggotingmug.

Shit piss drunk

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
by MZ2842 August 31, 2013
mugGet the Shit piss drunkmug.

Piss Drunk

Mixing urine with alcohol and becoming intoxicated from the mixture.
Justin's friend just got back from Scotland and brought a bottle of whiskey with him. He pissed in a cup and added whiskey. He got piss drunk, and tripped over a mail bin, smashed his cup into a filing cabinet, and then fell hard to the floor!
by ProfanityPHD September 18, 2013
mugGet the Piss Drunkmug.

Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)
That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it
by @mikelovesmichaelsheen July 31, 2021
mugGet the Piss spaghetti wankermug.

Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.
I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine
by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014
mugGet the Piss water jellyfishmug.

Piss in my mouth

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.
"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.
by DickInMyAssholeDaddy December 17, 2021
mugGet the Piss in my mouthmug.

oy! im pissed

bro if u hear that im really sorry for you because that means that enemy team has gay neon who just activated her noskill ult to get her easiest ace and probably her only ace in her life rip you #nerfneon
OY! IM PIS- *dies*
or if youre unlucky:
OY! IM PISSED *gets a stoopid ace*
by timtiminsky September 12, 2022
mugGet the oy! im pissedmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email