When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and the paper is still clean or when you take a shit and the turd goes straight down to the toilet, that seems it disappeared, and you don't need to flush it.
One of the 2 conditions above is needed to make a Perfect, but if both conditions are met, it will count as a Double Perfect, aka Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

Eg 1: Man, I've been eating so healthy lately that I'm just doing perfects on the toilet.
Eg 2: Dude, I just took a Perfect so fast that I even didn't hear it splashing. It went straight down the

by CapitanFalopa June 9, 2022

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🗣: who is ryn??
they are perfection

by raynesbetterthanu June 12, 2022

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Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by AshAshTripleA June 13, 2022

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