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Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.
I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.
by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018
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Pot Pocket

When you have recently carried marijuana in your pocket and there are now many fragments left behind.

The result of such event as follows;

1) loose buds with out a bag
2) packed bowl in pocket
3) loose scraps of weed that used to be some dank leaf
"dammit, i just realized that i should've brought a plastic bag because now i have Pot Pocket"
by tree luver June 17, 2012
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Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Pocket Friend

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.
Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.
by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022
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Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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