da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

chunder muffin

When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.

"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"

by slkfnladnf February 22, 2021

Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down

Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.

by Tysm February 24, 2021

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Tuff Muffin

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin

“hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

“hell nah i’d rather delete the game”

by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021